Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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womens rights

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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