Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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