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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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