What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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