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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

a person who will soon die of beeties

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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