Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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