why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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all hail based mark

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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