- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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