- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Where are you going Your house

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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