Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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