- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Vaginal secretions

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's two plus two? Window

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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