What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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poop

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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