- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

squash squash who squash my ass

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

being sober in a bar fight

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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