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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Women's professional sports

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

arena football

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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