What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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I LIKE TRAINS

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sfdg

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Coldpaly is a good band

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