There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Albert your flies undone.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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nice tits.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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KILL WHITEY

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sfdg

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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