This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Penis chickens

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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