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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

2 Penises

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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