Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Women can vote? wtf

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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I <3 Hitler

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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