- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Yo Mama just died.

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

100 chefs walk into a bar

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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