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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

THE GAME

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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