Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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