What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Albert <3 Hunter

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Nickelback.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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