Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

world peace

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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