- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

to get to the other side.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Knock knock come in.

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