- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

hard cheese

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Not a joke.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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