How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

David Cameron

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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