Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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