- Anti Joke

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Logan's gay

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!