- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Cleveland winning something

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Its behind you like if you looked behind

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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