- Anti Joke

Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............