there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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You're a frog

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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