- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call your mom? Mom

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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