- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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