Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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