roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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What? Why?

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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