You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

scraggle is in you pillow case

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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