- Anti Joke

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

ask me if im a door yes

Knock knock Shut up

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Female rights.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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