- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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