- Anti Joke

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

what goes boo a sock

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.