how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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This is not funny.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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say cheese

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Derp

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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