Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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hiya

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Anti Joke

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