- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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