What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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BOTTOM!!!

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Basically

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Anti Joke

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