Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Basically

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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BOTTOM!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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