- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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