- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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