- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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