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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

I was so fat I went on a diet

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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