- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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