- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does water smell like? water.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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