- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

go F*** yourself

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

you suck

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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