What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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