Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

thumb_up thumb_down +17

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Stealth baseballs record

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Banana Hamock.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

when debbie meets downer

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops