Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

ecks! why zee?

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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