what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Terraria

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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