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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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