What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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What's an Anti Joke?

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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