- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

poop.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Women's Rights.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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