- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Feminism

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

I need to start studying.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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