A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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KILL WHITEY

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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purple pickles

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Your mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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