- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

So I was walking down the road today

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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