Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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