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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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