Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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black people

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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What do you call a black man? A person

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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