- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

the holocaust

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

field day?

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

black people

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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