A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

tommy is retared

masturbating on a tarc bus

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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