- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

masturbating on a tarc bus

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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