Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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