- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Knock knock

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

A Serbian Film

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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