- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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