- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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