- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

feminists.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Dislike this.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

cliché rebecca black joke.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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