- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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