- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

JUST KIDDING^

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

I am very humble.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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