What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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