Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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