Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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everybody loves raymond

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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