A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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kushagra tyagi

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Chuck norris

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Anti Joke

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