- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

That is so fetch

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

c-? men, C-men

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Cleveland winning something

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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