Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Whats green? The color green.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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