- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

U mad?

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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