- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Women's Rights.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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