- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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