Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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woman's rights

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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