Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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