- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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