Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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