Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

shut up kobe!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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