- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

A paralysed man falls over.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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