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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

eden stop

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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