- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Trump will make America great again.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

A black man has a job.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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